There was a very skinny guy who took walked around the house in his underwear. When I say skinny, he was skin and bones. It looked like he just spent the summer at a German Concentration Camp.
But his wife always complained about it. One day she says to him, "Honey, why don't you put some clothes on. It would be embarrassing for you and for me if someone walked in right now and saw how skinny you were."
He replies, "If you don't quit complaining, I'm just going to take off my underwear so they could see how well you feed me!"
She doesn't hold back and immediately fired back, "That's fine. At least they'll see why I don't feed you!"
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