Military pillow (NSFW)

by admin on April 30, 2014

In the first days of Military recruit training a Corporal is knocking on the Drill Sergeant's door: -Sir, the privates are humping and making love with the pillow! -Son, don't worry, it's normal since here are no women. Let them do it but if they don't stop it in two weeks, come and report me. Two weeks later: -Sir, they are still doing it! -Okay son, i'm going question them. He gets really angry and one hour later the Drill Sergeant goes to the barrack, everybody gets up. -You disgusting idiots! You still fucking that pillow? Everybody who fucked it or still fucks it, put your hands up! Every guy puts their hands up, only one guy doesn't. The Drill Sergeant: -What's your name you idiot? -Sir, it's John Pillow, sir.

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