Is it not funny

by admin on March 19, 2014

Prize winning message of the year-.

A husb went to police station for filing report For his missing wife:

Husb : -I lost my wife (misty), she went for shopping & still not reached home yet.

Inspector : -What is her height ?

Husb: -I never noticed.

Inspector : -Slim or healthy ?.

Husb: -Not slim can be healthy.

Inspector : -Colour of eyes ?

Husb : -Never noticed.

Inspector : -Colour of hair ?

Husb : -Changes according to season.

Inspector : -What was she wearing?

Husb : -Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly.

Inspector : -Was she going in a car???

Husb : -yes.

Inspector : -tell me the number,name & color of the car ? . . . . . .

Husb : -black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tip tronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.

….and then the husb started crying…

Inspector: -Don't worry sir,… . . We will find your car…

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