so they held a meeting to discuss things. They were sitting in the room, and suddenly the King says to everyone, "ykno what? Let our dick lengths decide who wins the war."
So one by one they laid their dicks on the table, no one had an exceptional size until it was Hitler's turn. Hitler put his dick on the long table and his dick went across halfway. Everyone was sure that he was going to win it. But there was still the King left.
When it was his turn, he laid his Pied Piper on the table. It was so long, it crossed the whole table and dropped so it touched Hitler's shoes.
And this is when the chants of LONG LIVE THE QUEEN began.
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