Farmer boy turns 18, and as the tradition goes his family hires him a hooker for the night…

by admin on September 30, 2015

… but the boy is very nervous about that fact. He goes to his father for some advice.

'Father, I'm really scared about the hooker thing. You know I've never been with a woman before, I don't know how to do these things. How do you even begin?' – Son, dont you worry. It is the most natural thing in life. Just go up there, don't overthink it, and do what comes naturally. You'll see it will all work out. Now go there, she's in the hay attic on top of the stables, she's probably already waiting for you.

So it goes, and our farmer boy goes up to the hay attic. There he finds the attractive young hooker. She seems nice, so he's honest with her that he kind of nervous. "that's no problem young boy, why dont you have a smoke outside to relax, while I make myself comfortable."

So the boy is smoking a cigarette on the balcony of the attic, looking over the farm to calm him down, when suddenly the hooker calls him from inside. He turns around, and sees her standing there, utterly naked! Completely taken by surprise by this gorgeous naked body, he shortly faints, and tumbles right over the balcony right into the stables cesspit, where the cows manure is stored.

Fighting for his life, he calls for help: "Father, father, help me! I'm downing in the shit, i'm in drowning in the shit! Help me!'

His father shouts back: "Turn her around, turn her around!"

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