[Alternate Punchline Request]

by admin on February 4, 2015

I have an uncle who loves jokes. I told him a joke a long time ago that he absolutely loved. Now that he is older he has forgotten I was the one who told him and re-tells me the joke every time I go to visit him and I have to fake laugh. This time I'd like to have an alternate punchline ready to blow his mind. However, I've thought about this for a long time and have come up with nothing. Many of you are very clever so I hope you can help me out.
Here is the joke:
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea?"
"Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels!"

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