A man walks into his regular bar..

by admin on April 6, 2014

He takes an open seat next to the bartender. He and the bartender are good friends so they begin to talk.

"You want the same thing as yesterday? I just got restocked on your usual.."

"Nah. I don't drink that anymore. I drank so much that when I got home I started blowing chunks."

"Well…anyone who has 7 beers will usually throw up from it…doesn't mean you can't drink it anymore," said the bartender.

The customer replies, "No, you don't understand. My dog's name is Chunks."

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