He takes an open seat next to the bartender. He and the bartender are good friends so they begin to talk.
"You want the same thing as yesterday? I just got restocked on your usual.."
"Nah. I don't drink that anymore. I drank so much that when I got home I started blowing chunks."
"Well…anyone who has 7 beers will usually throw up from it…doesn't mean you can't drink it anymore," said the bartender.
The customer replies, "No, you don't understand. My dog's name is Chunks."
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