A fighter pilot is shot down over France during WWII and is captured by the Germans. He's injured, so they have to amputate his leg.
"Hey, next time you guys are bombing England, can you drop it over my base?"
So they do it. The next week they have to cut off his other leg, and he makes the same request. The next week they have to cut off his arm, but this time he's denied.
"Nein! Zis ve can do no more!"
"Why not?"
"Because ve zink you are trying to escape!"
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