A cow sits on a bench and knits herself a bicycle.

by admin on September 30, 2015

A police officer arrives at the scene and says: "Fishing is forbidden here!" The cow answers: "What do i care about the strawberry rate? – I'm wearing wellingtons."

submitted by Full-Beard-Ballerina
[link] [1 comment]

{ 0 comments… add one now }

Leave a Comment

You can use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>

Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 268435456 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 32 bytes) in /home/yoaca/public_html/wp-includes/taxonomy.php on line 1696