A city slicker moves out to the country…

by admin on April 3, 2014

After about 3 months of no human contact the city slicker sees a dust cloud off in the distance. After a few hours the dust cloud get's closer and it's a cowboy on horseback.

Cowboy: Howdy! I'm your neighbor. I live on the next farm over, which is just a day's ride away. And I've come here to invite you to a welcoming party at my ranch.

City: Well that's awfully nice of you, i'd really appreciate that.

Cowboy: Now I must warn you that there's gonna be a little drinking, I hope that you're okay with that?

City: Well that'll be just fine I haven't had a drink in months.

Cowboy: Alright, but i must warn ya, they may also be a little dirty dancing too.

City: Shoot, that sounds great!

Cowboy: Well, you know how party's can get, there might also be a little fucking.

City: Hey, that sound fantastic! I can't wait!!

Cowboy: You sure? Because it's just gonna be the two of us.

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